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Can I fix your iPad too, mom?

So Teti likes the shot of Margaery from behind? High five, bro!

I don't. Fuck it *lights gas can nozzle, walks away*

Show me where the winged-man touched you.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Thought Shalt Not Kill doesn't include smug atheists, amirite?

Maria liked to sing "Like a Virgin" to me while we banged.

God likes Dat ASS.

I'd smash a RL Daria.

I thought some of the 2011 episodes of B&B were fucking hilarious. Wish they'd bring it back.

I disagree, precisely because people think it's a valid critique. If someone calls you fat or gay at work, they look like the asshole. If they call you low-energy, people are like "yeah, you're probably right." It's total bullshit.

I like Valentina with the black label, which is spicier than original Valentina.

Ask the oracle, er Google.

Sign me up! er…my friend over here is interested, and stuff.

She won't have a problem finding an assistant on that spell…or does he have to have king's blood?

It's a movement in three episodes.

Yes, yes, I like where you're going with this.

Taco salad is the best way into a Hispanic's heart, not Cholula. It is known.

That's El Yucateco habanero sauce though.

Calling someone low-energy is the best example of adult bullying I can think of, it's such shit. Trump is a tremendous melting shit glacier.