I'd like some Fight-Club style quick cuts of porn, preferably oral sex.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

I laughed my ass off. The *Semi-Spoiler Alert* limo scene was the funniest shit ever. The "Bin Laden" song was funny too, just a great comedy.

That was bananas, and bananas is good! bwahahahahahwompwompwooorrrnngg…*dies*

To the torrents! (but get a VPN first)

By Odin, he will.

"Overstuffed with humanity."
—Earth

Punxsutawney

Yes, please! Whore Army is my favorite kind of army.

"Are you with me, you dickless twat?!" No, I kid, it was a pretty good speech.

The Hound is big and all, but the Mountain will eat him for breakfast.

What a dork.

Stannis is more attached to his Hitachi magic wand.

Meaning behind closed doors, he's all about the trannys.

House Wight would like to get in on some of this action.

A Stark always loses his head.

That's probably what they thought too at first.

Just live with your parents.

Braavosi shit contains a natural antibiotic.

Rum…ham?