2 things

This is a bad thing?

Shhh, my penis likes them.

What about crying a lot?

Fifteen-year-olds, Dude.

Nah, that shit's expensive…summer camp.

My name is Zika,
I live on the second floor,
I live upstairs from you,
Yes I think you've seen me before.

Jason never listens, that little shit.

The greatest crime in this film is Daniel Bruhl banging Emma Watson.

Spit on it first, dood.

Not the Long Dong Silver of Emo Retrospectives.

You need to fap harder.

That joke bombed hard at UCLA today.

All they care about is money.

I guess I don't haha. But it's the best of the prequels, so my point that darker is better still stands.

It's not Always Sunny dark, but it's the darkest of the series. Luke loses a hand, gets his ass kicked by Darth, finds out his nemesis is his dad, cuts open a tauntaun to survive in its carcass, Han gets frozen and sold to Jabba, etc.

Dark Star Wars is the best Star Wars, have these neoliberal fuckwads not seen Empire Strikes Back?

Waif the qwaif.

College girls like sex too, dood.

I like loose poops.