Suuuuuuuuuŕë

—Gentle Herpes

Men in tights: works for me.

"Old Nan" *farts*

The fuck you talkin bout?

Sleep #: plow.

I don't think he's interested in remedying that.

I'm calling that fully erect, blasphemer.

Can I take out that hot dog suppository yet? I'm feeling a little sick, and my sweat smells like Joey Chestnut.

Nope

Worthy fuckin adversary.

Great so far

Colt McCoy or GTFO!

They also give you shit if you're speaking Spanish there. True story: happened to me and the wifey.

I only regret that I only have one like to give to this comment.

Ah, that must be exhausting.

I wrote badass and my phone autocorrected it.

Maybe Hodor would've been a bad as warrior like the Mountain. The possibilities are legion.

He's my favorite because of all the swears in his MN accent.

*hangs fake dong*