Aww, kids can be so cruel.

The "too" is my favorite part of the bit.

Similarly, Quetzalcoatl was a summon in Final Fantasy VIII, and I remembered it being sort of green, so I also guessed emerald.

Also my reaction when I first listened to "The Simpsons Sing the Blues."

So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

Yup, I had it in my cassette player constantly. It may have been my first music purchase ever.

I will be deeply disappointed if one of the questions isn't, "Say, can you introduce me to the Sasquatch? I like his style."

No one's gay for seasons 12+.

Well, it's not quite a family sitcom, and it's not quite an animated show, but man… *laughs* So to answer your question, I don't know.

Definitely "plotzed": http://www.thewrap.com/abc-…

At EW, they speculated that the Jewish song was Menken and Slater's answer to Spamalot's "You Won't Succeed on Broadway" (if you don't have Jews).

Now I get why some reviewers had issues with the pacing of the show. The Sid episode, as well as last week's joust episode, felt like they could've been slotted in almost anywhere. If it weren't for the king's scenes, there'd be little sense of forward progression. The Sid plot felt like it was missing an ending, and…

In the pilot, Sid mentioned his parents were completely "plotzed" about him being a squire.

Missed opportunity to make a Mother Shabubu joke.

Wow, I completely forgot about that episode. When I think of season one Peggy, my mind immediately goes to Boggle.

Hey, kids, we're eatin' dinner tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Keira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil.

AV Club: Sorry we're late. Could we have that review now?

"Now introducing Lego Barbie!"

Nope. I would meticulously follow the instructions, going so far as to count the number of studs away from the border I had to place the cornerstone. I seriously had no imagination as a kid. Damn TV!

Pfft, what would Jackie Jormp Jomp know about country music? Well, I did like your cover of Me and Fobby McFee.