"MY POCKET SQUARES!"

I also
regret the purchase of my red pickup truck. I love her dearly, but hate moving people's shit.

Churlish, the third great vampire movie is Blade II

Great Hair
I think people like Alec Baldwin and Julianne Moore because they are talented actors who are attractive, and they are attractive because they have two of the best heads of hair working today.

I really thought he was great as a thinly veiled Charles Darwin/Russell Crowe's boyfriend in "Master and Commander"

Hey Paul Bettany
Fire your agent and hire me. Even I could probably keep you from being in two crap movies opening in one weekend.

Definitely Wilco, even that Steely Dan cover they did for one of the not that great Farrelly Brothers' movies.

I have seen Alison Brie interviewed a few times and her natural voice is so different from Annie's that it's kind of shocking. I mean, she is obviously a well adjusted and competent young actress based on interviews, but I thought she would sound at least something like Annie.

I'm going to add this The Fidels song, also for no apparent reason besides I enjoy it.

Schmaltz
I'm going to put the special schmaltz tires on my Chevy pickup tonight. They work like a charm, allowing you to use modern technology to never watch that show!

Isn't that all that needs to be said?
They are sort of boring and pleasant enough to appeal to the masses? That's really the only criticism I have.

I even got a little pissed when he was on 30 Rock. Though they played him right, he was totally too good for Liz Lemon. Why in God's name is he in the remake of Death at a Funeral? He was in the original, let Gary Oldman be in the remake.

If I am perfectly honest, the one that annoys me the most is the misspelling of definitely, which is usually something like "definately".

Say YOU'RE Sorry AVClub
I know these newswires need to be timely, but let us not forget the internet's most annoying grammatical gaffe.

*the way

But wouldn't Chuck now, in theory, kill someone in cold blood they way Sarah did in the Christmas hostage episode? If they had information about and threatened Ellie or Morgan (who are as defenseless as Chuck once was), a more believable situation would be that he just ends that person. I know this show isn't…

New Zealand is a little lost when it comes to pizza, it's all Feta cheese and BBQ sauce arranged in the basic format of a pizza. It's fine, but it's not pizza.

Chuck Needs to Kill Someone
I know he is supposed to be a nice guy, but let's pop that cherry as soon as possible. Maybe he kills someone to save Sarah and that rekindles her tingly feelings for him?

Smigel
What the fuck is that dude doing right now anyways? He better not be working with Adam Sandler again. IMDB lists nothing in development and the last credits are a few episodes of SNL last year, which would likely be TV Funhouse stuff.

I shall continue…
…to use his past criminal conviction as an excuse to not see his movies.