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I never really thought of placing antlers on the corpses of teenage hookers to be simply an exercise in aesthetics instead of an insanity-fueled compulsion.

"I use antlers in all of my deeeecoraaaaating!"

I loved Civic Minded Carolâ„¢ with Harmless Cardigan and Junior League-Volunteerism Grip.

If it's a legitimate trademark rape the Internet has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

Picturing Steve Railsback/Duane Berry as an unhinged UFO abductee as well as a tweaker on meth kinda made my day.

The A.V. Club

Fortunately, we will probably be spared the lowest possible hanging fruit and not see a sketch with Hanz and Franz trying to lift Meow-Meow.

"We just call it a sausage."

Hey, I didn't say I would eat them until my last breath. Just that it's actually not a bad item.

I will defend the Egg McMuffin until my last breath.

Exactly. I'd have given up otherwise.

An overstatement, yes.

"Didja nail Why-Why-Zee?"

Marvel never did. I was only a casual fan of DC so their annual reboots never affected me.

From the time I was old enough I've been a fan of Marvel (1980ish) is it weird I find this upsetting?

Why couldn't this have happened for The Phantom Menace? Star Wars fans are so lazy.

Pretty sure he was Mushmouth's cousin.

Does Amell do his own hair? CW's cost cutting isn't even noticeable!

To say nothing of the different fighting styles.

"I DIDN'T BUILD THE FUCKING THING!"