Emilia Clarke is a triumphant cast. They may have found the only actress as stiff as Schwarzenegger.

Wouldn't it be funny if Cosby got asked uncomfortable questions by, like, five reporters right now?

"All the dick swagger you roll and you can't spot crazy pussy?"

The Newsroom sealed it's fate with the dogshit love triangle in S1 involving Alison Pill and people with taste reacted accordingly.

For me it's 4, 2, 1, 3, 5.

8/10 for Username/Comment synergy.

Being at the Rio's poker tables when the Duck Commander theater clears is why the term "positive expectation" was created.

It's okay if I give S4 the slightest nod over S2?

…and potentially explains the stalking.

The best thing about social media right now:

That's only because our relationship to The AV Club is more akin to Stockholm Syndrome.

"Honey! Where is my super suit? … WHERE…IS…MY…SUPER…SUIT?"

Am I correct in this assessment: Facebook just found a way to add a fucking laugh track?

The misuse of that term is rampant. What people generally mean, often without knowing it: "This one example that single-handedly destroys my position."

The McRib™ of Hollywood? You don't talk that way about True Detective!

"But Main Street is all cracked and broken!"
"Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken!"

It's good that more work is being done to discover the absolutes in pop culture physics. My preliminary work** indicated "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball" was a strong possibility for defining the 'Weirdest Song Lyric' upper ceiling but it appears my method was more than flawed.

"Get ready to see Lea Michele do some wire fighting, as kung fu meets Broadway…"

I thought Last Week Tonight was a surefire nomination in Variety. Was it not good enough? I thought it made the cutoff date? Is there a minimum number of episodes?

I think you should ask your doctor to adjust your prescription.