Dude would you be interested in collaborating on a web project I'm writing in php to use the browser as a virtual pen and paper environment? I can't find anyone with both an interest in D&D and the ability to tolerate my presence (however virtual) for more than minutes at a time.

Dude if I knew how to make my own fun I wouldn't be spending $60 every two weeks on fucking video games!

I abandoned that strategy early on when the dude shot the barrel out of my hands before I could toss it. I guess the trick is to grab and run, then throw before he can get a bead on me?

I'm kind of stuck on the first boss. My character depends heavily on stealth, with the tranq rifle and pistol headshots to clear out the populated areas. All of the sudden I'm fighting this big tank of a boss and he seems to murder me every time I try to get from cover to cover. If I get to close he just grabs me and…

I noticed they referred to Christian as both a 'Stay at Home Dad' and a 'Single dad'… I'm thinking that if you're BOTH, shouldn't your title be 'Welfare Recipient'?

I was actually thinking that. Why can't you just login through an north american proxy server?

Does he go to italy for coke and hookers or does he just he just prefer italian cocaine? OR is that slang for crushing up tylenol PMs and snorting them like the Jr. High kids on the news?

@Gerry Todd - you have to admit that a big cock dangling in the foreground for a long time (Walk Hard, anyone?!) can cause some discomfort. I'm a grownup I don't lose my shit at the site of genitals, but it's right THERE for the whole scene. THE WHOLE SCENE!

Emmasmile - I don't understand what is happening there. Are you spamming and then mocking yourself for spamming? I think my brain might have just exploded.

Holy Crap fastandsloppy, you're right. Charlie Sheen is slowly becoming Dr. Rockzo.

Cookie Grammar - you're making the common mistake of confusing Cookie Monster with the character he portrays on TV. In real life The Cookie Monster is a celebrated intellectual, a popular pundit, and a tender lover.

@I Like Meat - Put a little context to it, lets say that tomorrow your mom (or your kid or your wife or you neighbor) gets blasted in the head by some asshole and splattered all over the street in front of your house. Then some dick-snot vegan knocks on your door and says that your pain is stupid because people like…

I gotta say, when I heard Heath Ledger was going to play the joker I was thinking 'well, that's never going to work' and as we all now know he did a great job.

You can't just SAY you're not trolling when you obviously are. That's something only a troll would do.

Wasn't she the fucking waitress from Always Sunny? When I saw her crying I kept picturing her taking a dump in that lanky blonde's purse.

As a dude who takes copious amounts of Vicodin and Percocet recreationally, I can attest that it does in fact get you high, as any opiate will. You have to take enough and you really can't be in pain, pain kind of ruins the effect. When you're ok and you take opiates, the effect is like thousands of massaging fingers…

My favorite part of this movie was the 10 seconds of Neil Hamburger. My band played the Blue Lamp in Sacramento where Neil Hamburger once did a show, and that is destined to be the high point of my existence.

I see where you're coming from Ricin. Personally, I haven't even hit max level in MW2 or finished Borderlands - barely started Bioshock2 and BF:BC2. Beat the hell out of Mass Effect 2, though.

I'm watching less Comedy Central and more Food network all the time. Time spent watching Cartoon Network remains unchanged. This show was amusing, Stella was genius, Comedy Central sucks cocks in hell.

Uiphiawo, did you disable ipv6? (ip protocol version 6) in firefox/iceweasel? For some reason some distros I've used the internet doesn't work unless you disable it. Throw about:config into the URL bar, google it if you need more info.