Yes, LaVal's is still open (at least the original place, I think there may have been a spinoff at one point?)

Where I come from, calling pizza " 'za " is the surest sign that you're a douchebag. Pizza is bread, marinara and cheese (not exactly a culinary masterpiece), and also already only two syllables.

Sorry to get back on topic, but I've heard tales about a Seattle public access show called 'The Spanking Hour' that is an hour of footage of a lawn sprinkler with a phone number, and the audio of angry or confused callers who saw the title on their local on-screen guide and want to see some fucking spanking, or at…

… or you could find another human being that is willing to let you touch them. It's not difficult if you lower your standards. I've been the fucking the homeless guy that hangs out behind the liquer store next to the Carl's JR where I usually eat lunch.

I love how Holly has the ability to instantly bring herself down to Michael's level, where most people would just have an awkward pause and walk away. There is a moment where you can see the wheels turning, like she is deciding whether or not this moron is serious - then comes back with a relevant retort.

I had both LGOP and Liesure Suit Larry, both of which were pretty terrible games. I jerked off to pornography like the rest of the world.

You would be authority on tiny brains and dicks, what with watching all of that ultra-manly football. Or perhaps it's simply the allure of large men in tight pants bending over and grunting a lot.

Yo ZMF, how do you feel about T&E though? And the [AS] lineup in general?

Wait - the ham slapping routine, was that The State or Kids in the Hall? Because that shit was bizzare.

I really liked One Hot Minute. In fact, I'd go so far as to call everything before Navarro joined up cringe-worthy early 90's camp (except 'Under the Bridge', a baffling masterpiece that Kiedis probably sold his soul for) and every thing after he left a samey-yawnfest in the vein of everything Aerosmith wrote after…

did you dig through it to find the biggest, veinyest, most triumphant bastard of the lot?

Honkey Grandma is right.

Was that a fucking BB Thorton reference? I thought we were talking about Zooey Deschanel instead of Steven Seagull?

Zooey Deschanel has some bug eyes and a tendency to act in movies that are bad, but I still find her attractive. I think it's because her gigantic, shiny eyeballs remind me of an anime character.

Who the fuck is Christa Miller?

I'm pretty sure Private Dancer is the guy that Cuddy is now fucking on House. Somebody want to IMDB it?

Ha, a PEST reference. I'm shocked that anyone still remembers that movie. I remember watching it when I was like 15, seeing him rap about farting in the shower while dressed as a vampire muppet. I knew right then that what I was about to watch would be worse than all 3 incarnations of the antichrist combined into one…

I understand one of the reasons why there was very little free DLC for the first game is that Microsoft (and maybe sony?) enforces a mandatory charge for content distributed on Live. Releasing it for the PC would just alienate the people that didn't buy it over steam, which (given the core audience of the 360) was…

Zing

This thread is a graveyard of failed CC shows and it brings back too many horrific memories. That said, Stella was the most interesting thing on TV and most of the other shows were varying stages of suck.