you mean one of the chicks isn't Timmy in drag? FUCK THAT.

How exactly do you to do something contraceptive?

I thought his finacee was hotter - but that's obviously a race preference thing. I prefer white girls because I have latent racist leanings that I've only recently begun to explore. Where is Unrepentant Racist when you need him (to help sort out your feelings)?

I'm not sure I want Dave to win after seeing how hot his girlfriend is. Seriously, how does a greasy stoner like him score such a fine piece of ass?

You folks should watch Vulgar. It's a movie, the plot revolves around a clown that is forcefully sodomized by a group of rednecks. It will help you cope with your clown fears, plus I think it was the only gay rape scene in a movie that I didn't laugh at.

Sh'Mup and Crank were interesting, they were fun to watch… I have to admit that they were not movies. You know what WAS a movie? G.I. Joe. It had the whole 3-act thing down. Which would I rather watch?

Considering the fact that most of my co-workers refer to SOA as 'that show with Ron Perlman and Peggy Bundy', I'm guessing Clay won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

When Ariel walked off, she said that she didn't want to win by default but by kicking ass. Kevin doesn't care how he wins. I'm with the AprilFool on this one, she deserves to win… and she is kind of hot.

Dawson is hot, but I'd have to say that Tara Reid is the hottest. I have a thing for dumb girls with the speaking voice of a 50 year old pack/day smoker.

Just like to clarify that I've used meth or been involved in its production. Just heard things growing up in a small town saturated with the stuff.

Ace, I live in the biggest meth producing area in the country (Yuba County CA, if you want to look it up) and in my experience meth labs almost never have serious security. The fewer people you have coming and going, the better - and adding production costs in the form of armed guards is not desirable.

No mention of Kelly's gossip that she is Anorexic? Disregard the fact that while she is very cute, she is a pretty sturdy looking girl and obviously does not have an eating disorder - the real payoff came during the cake eating scene:

Do rape scenes count? Because the back room sodomy in Pulp Fiction was pretty hard to watch. All 2.6 seconds of it. In fact, I'd rather watch the Watchmen sex scene on a loop for 90 minutes straight then try to get the image of that redneck mumbling god knows what before he turned around to get the sword in the belly…

I have it on good authority that Dumbledore Calrissian has a pocket full of horses and fucks the shit out of bears.

Jack Johnson is a member of an ethnic group? He always just sounded like a cracker to me.

I kind of have to admit, I was trolling it up there - a little bit. It wasn't really even a unique instance, some guy went on about some shitty movie getting a better letter grade than some other movie just a couple of months back.

Scientific or not, if you're going to give GIJOE a FUCKING 'B' then Terantino's morning bowel movement deserves at least a B+. Same reviewer or not, I'm sure there is an editor here with some oversight as to what does or does not get posted for the public to see.

B-? Someone remind me again what score G.I. JOE got?

The guy basically helped create one of the best and most popular shows on TV, on which he plays a Grade A Jerkoff - and it turns out he's a decent human being and happy to contribute to something that makes other people happy?

1.) I always knew there was something wrong with my brain, thank you Seeingl.