How about hiring the Daddy Detective?

Which they never should've been offered in the first place, but …

The security guards definitely come in. I've seen it.

I could swear former NBC counsel Alan Garkel was in that room.

Well, I never thought Peter could win the governorship for the same reason … but the way he's now worked into the main plot is just awesome. More ethical entanglements for everyone!

As a Governor, you wouldn't want a Supreme Court justice looking to mess with your administration.

TAGI IS GROGGY

I would start with the first season, then Pearl Islands or Palau.

Really, I don't get an arbitrary +1 for Tyson generally being awesome?

If there's one thing I like about Survivor more than a great strategist, it's a great narrator. What sets Tyson apart, like Boston Rob, Richard Hatch, Rob C. and a few others, is the ability to take himself out of the game, explain what's going on, and entertain the hell out of us while doing so.

Something is out of reach
That he can't beg or steal
(Nor can he buy)

Before this episode, I had predicted Alicia stays but Diane leaves for the new firm. Well, that option's off the table now.

It's not "libel" because there's a litigation privilege for defamation within-the-case, but it would be perjury. Remember Bill Clinton.

Continuity Question: is Jackie Florrick no longer addle-minded? no longer seeing Christian? Because she seemed awfully in control of her faculties this week, and willing to be pimped out to the labor guy …

Wrong: the worst character on the show is Any Man Who Knows About Kalinda's Past. I am team Nancy Crozer, and I really, really want to see The Daddy Detective back.

Exactly. She might have been thrilled to join Alicia in fucking over Will, but only if Alicia hadn't lied to her about doing so.

There are all sorts of things Peter could have done to piss off labor which would be more reliable, which is why TGW needs to hire me as the Keeping It Real Consultant for Democratic politics and campaign finance/election law.

When I took my daughters to the Capitol last summer, we were forced to ditch the tube of sunscreen I had purchased, and while I think the House Office Buildings just have metal detectors and not fuller searches, I have some slight plausibility issues with this episode.

Yep. We put the "penitence" in "penitentiary" back then.

I can't buy Arnold Schwarzenegger in a role which forces him to fall in love with a woman named Maria.