Next week on Survivor: SKUPIN GETS HURT. AGAIN.  Woot.

Next week on Survivor: SKUPIN GETS HURT. AGAIN.  Woot.

Modern Family does what it does pretty damn well, though the last two seasons weren't quite on the level of the first. It's not as ambitious as a Louie or a Curb, or as affecting as a good P&R, but that's okay.

Modern Family does what it does pretty damn well, though the last two seasons weren't quite on the level of the first. It's not as ambitious as a Louie or a Curb, or as affecting as a good P&R, but that's okay.

Mandy had as good a sendoff as Chuck Cunningham, or Dr. "Bob" from ER.

Mandy had as good a sendoff as Chuck Cunningham, or Dr. "Bob" from ER.

Well, it's based on a real life story — Steve Lopez of the LA Times really met that guy and wrote those columns.

Well, it's based on a real life story — Steve Lopez of the LA Times really met that guy and wrote those columns.

Yep.  Where's WE BOUGHT A ZOO on this list?

Yep.  Where's WE BOUGHT A ZOO on this list?

It's intentional.  She needs to make sure Joe hears her, because otherwise he never gets on the boat.

It's intentional.  She needs to make sure Joe hears her, because otherwise he never gets on the boat.

Love MICHAEL CLAYTON, but there's some violence.  OCEAN'S ELEVEN has no sex, no violence, however.

Love MICHAEL CLAYTON, but there's some violence.  OCEAN'S ELEVEN has no sex, no violence, however.

Exceptional movie.  It has tension and dread with the threats on Wigand, but no violence.

Exceptional movie.  It has tension and dread with the threats on Wigand, but no violence.

You can't say "fuck" that many times and stay PG-13.

You can't say "fuck" that many times and stay PG-13.

Well dog my cats!  I had no idea Spanish Prisoner was PG; I've been showing my 9-year-old daughter some Hitchcock (NxNW, Rear Window, Shadow of a Doubt), and she can handle it.  There is *some* violence — one of the characters is found dead.

Well dog my cats!  I had no idea Spanish Prisoner was PG; I've been showing my 9-year-old daughter some Hitchcock (NxNW, Rear Window, Shadow of a Doubt), and she can handle it.  There is *some* violence — one of the characters is found dead.