This is the funniest thing ever written on an Onion-related site.  

I was excited for these articles, and I'll still read them…but…

This show needs to have at least one person look to the sky, each week, and yell that.

I have no idea, but I am guessing they are not compensated at all.  MAYBE if PR producers are being generous, they get a one-time bonus for winning that challenge.

Olivier has some sort of mental irregularity right?  Asbergers' maybe?

Good Ben Folds song?  Maybe.  Its ok.
Good BF5 song?  Not really.

JWoww
Jwoww's definitely looking more creepy as her face sinks further and further into itself. Its a shame because facially she was probably the cutest of the bunch. But even last season, she wasn't a big "get drunk and act like an ass" person.

Raistlin Majere FTW.

The good thing about….
Evan Rachel Wood dating Marilyn Manson is that it shortens the time I need to wait to see the Evan Rachel Wood sex tape.

highly recommended
this is a great movie. the ending seems a little forced, but otherwise, i have nothing bad, or funny, to say.

Dugg
…for use of "poptamist"

I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish any of you any specific harm.

PANNNCAKKKES
Any article with a Cabin Fever "PANCAKES" reference is quality stuff.

Lost? Convoluted?
that's unpossible!

the MOLE
did anyone catch the .0000003 second MOLE reference during a commercial break?

Stupid Things That Annoy Me That Shouldnt
1. How does Elle get from California (or Odessa) to NYC so quick?