I liked the first one.

Apparently Canadians don't like Bill Hader.  So I don't like Canada.

I'm up 15 points in Fantasy Football, but my opponent has Vick.  And I hate the Eagles and the Bears almost equally.

I loved him reading the Gingrich press release on Colbert.  That circulated around my office for about a month after.  (Most Georgians actually don't like Newt very much.)

It was Newman.  It makes no sense that George would try to kill Jerry.

"I'm just not good at talking, Seth."

Couldn't disagree more with this review (shittiness of the Doomsday Duo plot notwithstanding).

I just want to make sure that, while yes it's fun to make comments about J Lo's ass, we all do enjoy it, though.  Right?  I mean, come on, that's a nice ass.

"On another day, come on, come on!" 

Wasn't it in Sweetest Thing that Selma Blair got her braces or retainer or something caught in some dude's cock ring while she was blowing him?  Then they all (friends, cops, firefigthers) start singing?

You're not allowed to say that anymore.

So 60% of the 35% of the episode was funny?

I kept waiting for Kyle and Stan to warn the 5th graders to not mess with Cartman.  There was a good chance for a Scott Tenorman call back, but they actually defended Cartman instead.  It was a little disappointing.

I don't think you heard me correctly.  I don't want a lot of fries. I would like all the fries you have.

Five Guys sucks.  Not because the food's necessarily bad, but because it's priced like it's some legit Red Robin type burger.  But it's not.  It's just a "meh" burger.  Not worth $8.

Saw them open for Explosions in ATL.  Downloaded the newest album and have been listening to it a bit.  I really enjoy this song, as well as "Civilians."

After one listen, nothing in the new Animals as Leaders album stood out.  Maybe it'll grow on me.

I mainly continue to watch out of habit.  And I hold onto the hope that something amazing will happen.

I, for one, welcome our Coldplay overlords.

Saw Bush in ATL a few weeks ago.  They still got it.