No Thanks . . .
but I'll stick to my Marty Feldman chemise, thank you very much.

Sounds like…
…someone's been reading too many Billy Mumphry stories.

It's just a kiss away
Ooh, you know what would sound great on the soundtrack for this? The Rolling Stones!

If they don't bring back Salute Your Shorts, I'm going to go on a killing spree. Donkey Lips forever!

There's no way Ron and Sammi are getting back together again. No way.
When I think of all the greasy black hairs that customers at the gelato shop must have to pull out of their ice cream, it makes me kind of weepy. Maybe they should just start naming some of the flavors after the Jersey Shore folks. Like, for…

The pre-shirt shirt
The Situation's exposition on how the guys regularly wear their wifebeaters as a fashion aperitif before donning their t-shirts for going out to the clubs was one of the great moments in the history of mankind.