Dr. Jeff Cory?

"They called me 'Smellson.' Ha-ha!"
"Smellson - it's funny because you smell."

it's not news. did anyone still think she was "in"?

I am genuinely sad to hear that Hasbro's new died today at the age of 79. I mean, we hardly knew it!

inside info from Jimmy Page
Jason Bonham is being replaced on drums by Meg White's tits.

ultra payloaded
I think Blake is trying to create an homage to the Satellite Party album cover.

err…try again
What I meant was:

Bigmouth did strike again
Sadly, NME did appear to go with that tired old line:

So…who gets the nod from Tay Zonday then?

COMIC GENIUS
Bill had me at "falafel".

I READ TOO FAST
I thought the article said "Jessica Simpson's ex-husband, Michael Bolton"