for any future time wasting endeavors:

thought: remake with the cast of friends.

jesus, av club. isn't there an extended cut of the martin starr interview or something rather than this crap?

as good a thing to say as any.

like.

want you to know.

holy cow, i'm going so fas……OH FUCK!

no, he means it literally has tits. he can feed babies.

looks promising
but it'd be a lot cooler with a scene where that paltrow chick dies.

you don't sound right.

and here's to hoping for more health class-sex education innuendos along with uncontrolled laughing.

despite the superman 3 fail, i still contend that the lady-turning-to-robot scene was pretty creepy and awesome.

my cousin-in-law has gollum and yoda for his gps. disturbing, yet hilarious when gollum freaks out about you not turning left.

i think the world needs
a break from depp. really, man….paint or something for a bit.

heart!

i made it through the whole thing!

i'm guessing….
he'll be on today! or good morning america sometime this week.

if i recall, there were a bunch of old school transformer action figures in the background that he NEVER played with or even bothered to take with him. that was complete blasphemy for me…even as a ten year old.

15 year olds spanking it?

i do believe they were driving buses in the trailer.