maybe what's his face from the mark david chapman movie could lose a bunch of weight and melanin and take up the challenge here?

julian assange
what a wikiloser.

i need to know…
what are the asterisks after 'break out star,' 'badass,' and 'scared' for?

*fart*

that picture
is like a slo-motion 'night at the roxbury' scene.

damn, zmf. that's got some depth to it.

"legolas!
what do your elf-eyes see?"

not in the book, but technically he was around (the whole never age thing).

i remember on my batman returns cassette, after the credits, the entire movie ran again at extremely high speed backwards. i always wondered if all the copies of batman returns did that, or if i got a freak copy.

call him al.

v….c…r?

david letterman
got all pissed off at joaquin phoenix for using some 'late show' footage in his movie. can't wait to see his reaction to this.

teaching at a high school, i have literally seen friendships torn apart, cat-fights, and extreme crying in the halls.

rubber boobs and liquor.

ben! dammit! ben!!!

fred?

ahhhhh…..just the rapture. so i can put my towel down?

two days earlier in june?
i thought the world was ending tomorrow.

"i totally dodged all those fuckin' lasers behind me."

ghostwritten by horsefellow.