+6 star trek internets to you sir

barfman!?!?! wherefore hast thou forsaken us?

gosh darn it
can we get a brief synopsis of said video above? some of us who work for the state are being deprived of the video goodness.

VAMPIRE
HUNTER!!!!!

not to be confused
with the new michael jackson game.

can't find it….
what did the giant mr. cluck's styrofoam head go for? says the starting bid was $300.

*pops firefly into the dvd player.

sperm is sacred.

mother…..I WANT TO…….

yes. really. i swear. dammit.

their FINAL destination? huh? get it? FINAL destination? get it?

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also sending mystery, alaska love for this guy. awesome death scene. giving a speech about how it takes heart to love and play hockey.

polanski getting off?
not the first or last time.

nothing to do with this article….
but i hate the fucking clown staring at me from all the ads on the website.

fact (via imdb): brandis dated brittany murphy.

i honestly did not know the brandis guy was dead.

so doesn't this mean he's having sex twice every six seconds?

you sniff little boys' butts.

not sure how to call this one. replay?