reminds me of the savage love column with the dude who likes to be caged in the closet and wants his g/f to go have a night on the town. get a sitter or something….you're in freaking thailand!

that, my dear sir, is a little snippet from the great film "pete's dragon" as sung by mr. mickey rooney.

but not the first fail of the weekend, yay!

i hesitate to click the link after yesterday's thundercats slash-fic disaster.

thanks for all the fish.

more edge means more bono, right?

a dragon, a dragon,
i swear i saw a dragon,
a green and seething,
fire breathing monsterous in sight!
with eyes of red and lions head
and wings as dark as night
he has a jaw of gleaming teeth,
he's fifty feet in height!

huh
i've never heard of this.

that link popped my "slash-fic" cherry.

you can't fail all the time.

to paraphrase mr. woofty-fella up there:

*fart*

transfer someone's consciousness to an oil molecule and take it down from the inside!

we're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

never saw that one. but i do remember the bringing in of david hasselhoff for the berlin wall.

where the fuck….
is captain planet when you need him.

nope. t'will be cameron's head.

yeah…kind of like that thing in creepshow 2.

wasn't he trying to buy everyone's gold at one point?

huh. do they make AVC Firsties* underwear?