greatest kristy swanson role ever:

*tries to desperately hold jvs back from further carnage*

@adolph:

did it kiss back? was there swapping of fluids?

sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

did someone say voyage of the mimi?

he moves to bigville.

mmmmm….a mimosa body lotion.

does that really have to be explained? didn't you see a christmas story?

shit going down your throat can't feel that good.

hmmm…tomax/xamot true identity revealed?

will they make
chuck funny again?

i have to be quite honest here. i sat watching that series because a friend wanted me to and I found myself hating the characters more and more with each episode and season. the death of them all at the end was the biggest relief i could have had with this show.

spiders, snakes and lizard heads
if i tattle-tale i'll die 'til i'm dead.

i definitely caught me some chief wiggum in that.

i have never watched or paid any attention to lost, but i am honestly going to bid on the mr. cluck chicken head.

hail?

that's just, like, your opinion, man.

i snorted at that rev.

are you not entertained?