The original Broadway cast of The Rocky Horror Show performing Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me, Brandy & Monica, Henry Rollins

Whigfield, Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her, Nirvana

"This is Doc, and Grumpy. This is Happy, Sleepy, Bashful and Dopey."
*longing look*
"I'm … Sneezy"

Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain." Do you know which…

She and Queef Latina oughta team up

Your Retro Career Melted FTW

… or queerer than, as the saying more accurately goes. I stand behind Stefani, though. As pop albums go, it's one of the better ones of the last few years, and the singles are fucking incredible.

I liked Gwen Stefani's Love Angel Music Baby
… but then, I'm gayer than a fucking three dollar bill. Carry on.

I'm not sure which M83 album I'd go for. Saturdays = Youth had heaps of great Cure/Cocteau Twins flashbacks on it, but Before The Dawn Heals Us is just a really, really good album.

The Knife
The Knife's Silent Shout was one of my favourites of the last few years - the album that Karin Dreijer Andersson made as Fever Ray was also incredible. I'm also a bit sad not to see any M83, but still, good list.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Anyone?

THE BED KNOB THING HAD TO HAPPEN
… in light of the fact that Lara Flynn Boyle would later turn into a broomstick.