I knew I wouldn't be the first person to this disgusting pun.

Ew, Kodak, I don't want to hear how you suppurate.

1. Is this a real thing?
2. Where is this thing?
3. Please let me watch this thing.

Now We're Just Enabling Someone's Crippling OCD, Internet!

Accurate. It used to be on HBO constantly. I saw it a dozen times before the age of twelve.

Or not electing Gene Hackman.

It is her full name: Character Actress Margo Martindale.

As far as trolls go, he doesn't even pretend like he gives a shit. It's weary, timeclock-punching provocation. I would be shocked if he sincerely believed a single thing that he's ever written.

Do you mean Francis Davis? Or am I missing some bit of Gross backstory?

Yes, Hard to be a God is based on the novel.

Netflix!

Does she have bees in her mouth, and when she barks she shoots bees at people?

Necessary!

We're no match for your glower power.

From now on, I'm referring to my job as "going to work for the Yankee dollar."

I'd like to see a fictional talent agent who is well-mannered, polite, reasonable, and never uses profanity. I know these people must exist, right?

The chocolate cake and milk from Quiz Show. The way Ralph Fiennes describes his memory of eating the cake while actually eating the cake also makes me hungry.

"Next time I'll call Robert Ludlum!"

I guess I'll see everyone next week! Have fun!

So this is the end of the gimmick account, right? Where else does Seinfeld Quote Generator go from here?