I'm kind of obsessed with these stories. My favorite part isn't the ridiculousness of what they say, but they're confidence that everyone else will agree with them because isn't it obvious that billionaires are being persecuted on the level of Jews in Nazi Germany?

He's willing. It's Zmed who's holding out.

"Hume Cronyn once told me to do something. I couldn't remember what, so I just assumed it was 'spend all your money at once.'"

Shoshana Bean?

Whoah. You just exploded my retinas. Sick caps, bro.

So much cocaine behind this email. So very much cocaine.

I think Spidey needs more 10% Rasta-fication.

It's like regular eating but, you know, EXTREME!!!!

Yeah, I'm willing to be a hypocrite if it means getting to read this awesomeness.

I generally object to posting those Sony leaks as "news," but this is the funniest goddamn thing in the history of entertainment journalism.

Step 10: Repeat 38 times… until the next one comes forward… which is probably already happening now.

"I got this cool new religion for you, John."
"What's in it?"
"Aliens—"
"Sold!"

Ew. Do lions like that?

You don't expect these AV Club writers to tow the grammatical line, do ya?

If Christopher Plummer managed to convince Travolta, over the course of filming, to age like a normal human being, then maybe the movie will have been worth it.

What is that on his face? If we can have a Little Boy spoiler space, maybe we can persuade AV Club to do one for Travolta's misplaced Hitler 'stache.

The war didn't literally end with the first bombing, but weren't people throwing parades because they assumed it was almost over at that point? [Note: I was not there.]

Maybe Roxanne. She didn't have to put on the red light, so I guess she had other options?

Technically the sequel is Fat Man, picking up three days later, where a less-cute, older, pudgier hero brings about the destruction of Nagasaki.

That's true. I'm not defending the use of the bomb, just the historical accuracy of people being happy about the war ending without fully processing the evil that went into bringing about the war's end.