He gets biz-zay. Consistently and thoroughly.

It was the winning question, though. I didn't get it right, and it's haunted me to this day. I'm like Herb Stempel.

Didn't he also make that horrible Sandler movie where his family died on 9/11? Does he have a Post-It over his computer that says, "Every third act must be a courtroom showdown!"

Also founded by two brothers named "Raffel"—i.e. Raffel Brothers. I remember this from a game of Trivial Pursuit ten years ago. I guess all that drinking since then hasn't completely damaged my brain.

They found a way to fuck up an already terrible idea. Congratulations?

Now what about that biopic starring Dermot Mulroney and Sarah Jessica Parker? Surely there's defamation in there, on top of the $73 in profits that movie made.

Exactly. No human would cast actors that symmetrically.

I like your supernatural angle. It's pretty fresh.

Definitely. And this has been going on for 40 years—there are probably many who have already died. I wouldn't be surprised if he raped hundreds of women.

Honestly, there's probably at least a couple of false allegations in there, since the number of accusations is just so damn high and the accused is insanely famous. Still, this would be horrible if only was true, which makes the denialists' attitude (mocked in my original comment) that much more bizarre.

No matter how many Simpsons references I throw out on this site every day, the world still needs confirmation that I'm not an idiot. Sad.

The stupidity is real. The comments, though, are jokes.

All we've proven is that they're not in any of the places we've looked.

I don't want to rush to conclusions. It's the scientific method.

At least Bill Cosby hasn't tried to convince us that women were consenting to being drugged and raped. The Ghomeshi version would blame this all on a harmless kink that he and the women were participating in.

"To those in the jury, please ask yourself this one question: has the defendant raped you during the trial? I rest my case."

I'm still skeptical. I'll reserve judgment.

That first book is weird. He even leaves him at the zoo at the end. My daughter was confused when I had read like a dozen other George stories to her and then finally read the first one. He does look adorable in that smoking jacket, though.

We're all naked under our clothes. Think about it.

After the cancellation of Bitch Hunter, I think there's been more good will toward them.