@avclub-9079ea527e08a24dfad44e3302d5f091:disqus  Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

When I first heard a women screaming in the prison, I totally thought it was Carol getting the sex of her life from Mr. Axle.

When I first heard a women screaming in the prison, I totally thought it was Carol getting the sex of her life from Mr. Axle.

Who would say White-guy things from time to time, like, "My Word!" and "Oh heck no!"

Who would say White-guy things from time to time, like, "My Word!" and "Oh heck no!"

"You killed the Zombie Hardwick!"

"You killed the Zombie Hardwick!"

Yeah, I recall seeing Darryl look like he was hopping over a log, with his crossbow in hand.  However, as soon as my relief washed over me, I had another horrible thought.  Maybe AMC is just making up for that "Shane Death spoiler" disaster, and threw in an old clip of Darryl in the preview, to make us -think- he's…

As much as I like to, as the British say, "Take the piss" out of you, Mr. Handlen, I do actually enjoy reading your articles, and you make so pretty damn apt observations that I myself can never quite put into words.

As much as I like to, as the British say, "Take the piss" out of you, Mr. Handlen, I do actually enjoy reading your articles, and you make so pretty damn apt observations that I myself can never quite put into words.

So, let me get this straight.  You say the show is an insult to women's rights and then spend ample time in coming up with creative, derogatory names for the women in the show.

So, let me get this straight.  You say the show is an insult to women's rights and then spend ample time in coming up with creative, derogatory names for the women in the show.

I was waiting for a legitimate rape joke.  And, like clockwork, here you are.  Go back to last month, when you were relevant.

I was waiting for a legitimate rape joke.  And, like clockwork, here you are.  Go back to last month, when you were relevant.

So why on earth did you think, "Hmmm.. That black guy.. can't think of his name.  I'm connected to the internet.. I could look it up easy.  Or, I could just say, "The black guy"  Nah.  I'll just say "Blackie" instead.  It was the name of my childhood dog!  Everyone will understand that!"

So why on earth did you think, "Hmmm.. That black guy.. can't think of his name.  I'm connected to the internet.. I could look it up easy.  Or, I could just say, "The black guy"  Nah.  I'll just say "Blackie" instead.  It was the name of my childhood dog!  Everyone will understand that!"

As soon as I was done looking at her perfectly thong-clad ass, I thought that very same thing.

As soon as I was done looking at her perfectly thong-clad ass, I thought that very same thing.

You realize that "herd" is like, long gone now?  It's been over 9 months.

You realize that "herd" is like, long gone now?  It's been over 9 months.