Speaking of law enforcement mentality, this episode is notable because it's really one of the few times where the cops seem to completely forget the cameras are there & they immediately start beating the fuck out of the guy driving the white van once he crashes:

If I was a cop, and I had to show up and deal with that, I'd quit on the spot. Fuck that noise. Same with the guy in the barbershop, he looked like Lawrence Taylor when he still played football.

This hayseed is a close second:

What about a naked PCPed guy walking down a street, punching a wooden fence to smithereens?

I hereby present to you the single greatest moment in COPS history (trust me, I have seen literally every episode):

Shut the fuck up.

Uggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2!

LITTLE WOODEN BOY!!!

I am sad I can only upvote this once.

USA USA USA USA

A.J. Daulerio, 41, was sitting ramrod straight in the Florida courtroom during the awkward moment when he was asked on video by Hogan’s lawyer, “Can you imagine a situation where a celebrity sex tape would not be newsworthy?”

If you hate self-righteousness why the hell would you read Deadspin?

Boo fucking hoo.

Not at all. Then again, I'm an alcoholic soooooo…….

MUSIC AND BLASTERS AND OLD JEDI MASTERS AT THE STAAAAAAAAR WARS……

I don't blame him. I would stab my own mother before spending a day in a Brazilian jail.

WHO THROWED DAT HAM?!

He looks like a young version of Roger Sterling.

At least Lochte was smart enough to get the fuck outta town ASAP. I wonder if he told his teammates he was leaving.