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Just fuck and get it over with already.

DAS BOOT 2: ELECTRIC BOOTALOO

The scenes of Tilda interacting with the shady fixer/hit man in Michael Clayton were the best parts of the movie.

When are we getting a reboot of Reboot the cartoon?

Ah good, then I can follow my usual routine: snorting an enormous pile of cocaine and voting for Ronald Reagan!

Yeah, which is why he moved to Florida (the courts can't garnish his pension wages to pay the civil judgment). Also, my absolute favorite part of "Made in America" is OJ's ex-agent talking about how once OJ moved to Florida, "that's when shit really started to go wrong."

Oh god I ate way too much pizza.

That's where the main character has sex with a giant pile of money, right?

Get Dr. Facehands in here, stat.

I originally wanted to be Eurotrash when I grew up.

Is Art House Theater Day when I get drunk in a movie theater? Cuz that's how I'm gonna celebrate it.

Is the secret that she's fifteen years too old to be in college?

She'll be fine once she goes to the Sizzler and gets her strength up.

"…and starring Tom Cruise as 'Pete Bondurant'!"

Well it's about time. Dillinger's been dead for 82 years!

Really?

Your comment reminds me of one of my favorite lines from 'American Tabloid':

I feel like Hollywood accounting is a practice so foreign and devoid of any discernible logic that, really, no one knows what shit actually cost.

Best line of the skit: