Lived in Berkeley for a year.  California's the best place I've ever lived.  Beautiful, beautiful.

Just stop with the "amirite" thing.

Well, I see maybe 2 or 3 contenders for a "500 Greatest Songs" list there. And I would probably wind up only choosing one of them, just like Rolling Stone did.
Good songs, yes, but not great.

But then again, I bet they put at least one Dave Matthews song on that list, so fuck them.

But let's not pretend there are A LOT of great Paul solo songs.  Surely they're countable on one hand.

I say hooray for Phil.  I can't stand sixty seconds of Scrubs.  Just a god-awful fuckin' show.

Yeah, there are bands praised in this article that are much more insufferable than Cafe Tacuba. They're pretty fun.

Seriously, fuck The Simpsons.

I'm more surprised by the all but unanimous outpouring of love for U2.

I'd say if you can't appreciate his early rockabilly tunes, you're crazy.  But yeah, Elvis worship… I've seen it up close and personal, and it is pretty damn hard for me to understand, too.

The Smiths aren't fit to carry David Byrne's jock strap.

Check out this piece of dog shit I found on the sidewalk!

Bottom line, it was ridiculous to even consider Will Smith for this role, and he would've dragged the movie down to his shitty, generic level.

I also vote that his accent was fine.  It seems like some kind of bandwagon effect, the way everyone rags on it.

You haven't really paid that much attention, if you wonder if he's gay.

You're spot on about Rust in Peace, anyway. 

Right there in the article.

Hmm, I just don't see it.

If I addressed shit, I would use the vocative, "O shit."

Yes.  Its lack of "big-hearted sweetness" doesn't stop it from being probably the funniest movie mentioned in the whole article.