boy do i have a great idea for a compromise! ah, hold on, some federal agents are at the door

sa-ra-to-gaaaa!

what the hell, are we seriously calling the honeymooners unfunny? say what you will about the social implications of it but what the fuck who doesnt like the honeymooners?

so the entire state of Oregon?

sangwiches

im not judging you as a person but this is one of the worst comments i have ever read

you and your husband sound kind of insane

DATS RACIST

pfft, south park and jennifer aniston taught me that years ago!

i know this is an uninformed post but i've heard that there is a movie based on The Color out of Space by HP Lovecraft, so if that counts then I'd like a really faithful adaptation of it to be made instead

quas wex equality!

I won ~15 or so Nintendo 64 games from a Blockbuster contest (promotional thing for Diddy Kong Racing I believe). I had totally forgotten about it, my Mom called the school like 6 months later to ask me why a big package had arrived for me and I had actually no idea what it was. But then I got home and remembered and…

SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA

hey, be gentle about it alright? he's got no self esteem as it is

*makes a-ok sign* It stinks!

is this going to end in a musical number about how much the rainforest sucks like that one old south park episode?

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

i asked for a Klebb, but all i got was a Klobb

the first question makes me wonder if my parents ever found any of the furry stuff i look at. i'd like to remain pleasantly convinced they aren't aware of this facet of my life and yet, i wonder…

i deconstruct the kit kats too, i kind of like the obnoxiously giant sized one because it's like CHECK OUT ALL THESE HUGE LAYERS OF WAFER