i can confirm by first hand experience that the purple potato flavor kit-kat is great, it's almost like a really subtle berry flavor punctuated by a slight hint of starchiness

does max coveri count as italo disco? if so, count me in!

i mean, if you take the obvious front runner out of the equation, sure (Space Jam)

wait, we can't get demons in the fucking DOOM movie, but we can get a pretend actual US military force to fight them?

*silently weeps*

i'm holding out for machete vs. bowie

the ice cream is cursed

my favorite is during the midi rendition of "Cheeseburger in Paradise" by Jimmy Buffett where a picture from Full House of Dave Coulier comes up, the text saying "Starring Bob Saget", with the text-to-speech converter saying "Uncle Jesse"

I ordered french fries with my haunted hamburger!

There's an episode called "The Tale of the Curious Camera" about this weird gremlin that lives in a camera and if you take a picture of someone with it, bad things happen. What I remember most about it though is at one point the gremlin jumps into a TV and a computer and there's a little creepy gremlin guy in the…

Calvin Coolidge?