Madea's Dead: The Final Nightmare

@SPP: I definitely have to agree with you on the Spike neutering. But I still feel like Joss DID end Buffy well… at the end of season 5. Then UPN stepped in and resurrected the series, but you really get the feeling over the course of those last two seasons that neither the writers nor the cast had ever really…

Did you know that the new Battlestar Galactica is an almost shot-for-shot remake of the old one?

@SPP: Which cracks are you referring to?
I actually got the feeling that the show got better and better after the first few episodes.

Dude! Did a bunch of Firefly fans make fun of you in grade school or something?

OK, fine, I'll stop acting like a caricature. (But hey! At least I got people to respond to my comments for once!)

Firefly was the greatest TV show ever because it was created by the Joss.
Joss is the greatest human being ever because he created Firefly.
It's really not that complicated.

Asking Whedon to apologize for Firefly is like asking God to apologize for the Earth.

Both Brad Pitt and I went to Mizzou, except I graduated and he didn't.

Both Brad Pitt and I went to Mizzou, except I graduated and he didn't.

Clint!
The role Clint Howard was born to play

And in case you don't believe me, here's some evidence:

You should all be glad you didn't grow up in Europe in the mid-90s, when every shitty techno-band would take the chorus from a classic American song, add a couple of minutes of stupid beats, and then somehow end up with a top-10 hit on their hands.
Uuuurgh…

Screw all y'all, I'm gonna listen to more Green Day.

This thread's gone way off-topic.
So, in an effort to reorient: