SPOILERZ!!
The only version I've seen is the BBC series. I can't imagine a film trying to pack all of that in. It IS melodrama, really, so you could probably just put in some recognizable arc and do so some immense trimming and it might make for an effective piece. It was written before movies, though, so I don't…

Grody, grody escapism
What is it with X-Box games and devil babies lately?

Not sure I liked the frogs getting their asses blown up, though. Seems surreal films and hurting animals are chocolate and peanut butter to some creators.

Fisting with the Stars would be better.
"Fucking" just limits the possibilities.

I feel like I've emerged from a time capsule, but—
I find it a bit creepy talking about actual people as characters, and that they're not allowed cell phones or internet access. How do they learn about the world around them? Do they breach their contract? Ask mom what's going on in the world?

Remember, kids
Nakedness is a crime. Cover up your bodies.

:)
Sean, you're awesome. No joke.

Epaulets epaulets epaulets

WEREWOLF!
Or is it vampire? Werewolf is with the unibrow.

Fucking Horrible
I guess I'm a masochist. I need to find a different outlook on life, I think. Thanks, Fred, for scaring me straight.

So, with this double-standard for genders
It's a sim, then?

DUDE!
I've been waiting for years to see one commentary that didn't have the inevitable dash of pretension :)

The Endless Beauty Pageant
We're just restricting this discussion to teen girls? OK.

They already had a Wheel of Fortune bot in the Victorian era
What makes Jeopardy easy are all the puns in the clues. I remember stunning fellow players by nailing tons of questions but all I did was look for the wry-smile factor in the answers and it was kinda easy. Not Wheel of Fortune easy, but still.

Creepy's a useful word
My mental image of Birch is her just standing around looking bewildered. Has she ever said anything that suggests her opinion of his behavior or ability to manage or find her decent roles?

Good to see such a quick reaction
It's a slog to review sometimes. I remember during a book review the thought had crossed my mind. The deadline was mounting and I just wanted to be done with it. I hated the book and was having trouble reading even a paragraph. I stuck through it, thankfully, and wrote an honest…

So, Wendy Carlos…
Her fees to high or something?

Lite Brite!
It all makes sense.

Miss Piggy on a Motorbike, crashing through a window, crashing to the ground. Milk everywhere.
Maybe it's a good thing we were such butterfingers. I don't remember any of those glasses surviving more than one or two dinners.

"It's not the fall, it's the sudden stop!"
I'd reached a point where I had started to realize the likes of my old favorites probably wouldn't show up again. I always wanted something that would at least treat me a bit like an adult, deal with death and crime directly instead of patting me on the head and assuming the…