Yeah, that made no sense either. Aladdin apparently also needed to wish for a land to rule over and a backstory for his first wish.

I kinda think that Robin's only there because Gold/OldRumple knew he would. He walked off waaay too easily after giving them the portal…

No, those are just the ones who live on Hell Street in Chicago,… wait, all of us black people live on Hell Street in Chicago,… I forgot. Sometimes you get so tired from dodging bullets, you forget where you are…

While I was doing some random string theory calculations in my spare time, I decided to rework your numbers and found a flaw in your calculations.