You're assuming they haven't already started working on the reboot.

I initially read that as "covered in bats," which… yes, that's pretty weird.

Also it is just so freaking lazy. Every reference is applied as a shortcut to avoid having to tell an actual story. It's all "remember that thing from the 80s? Well, what's happening now is that thing."

I hated it before it was cool to hate it.

I don't think anyone under the age of 30 has any idea what a supervisor is.

Cot = C-ah-t
Caught = C-aw-t

You could swap "Bank of America" and "most meth dealers" in that sentence and it basically means the same thing.

He should have made 2 fakes. Give one to Jenn. Reveal them both before the votes at Tribal. (Chortle at chaos) Profit.

Was it too much to hope Dan would choke on that M&M?

No, but my happiness was destroyed when I finished reading this book and realized that a lot of people actually thought it was good.

Has anybody done a meta-reality competition show yet? Like a reality competition show about making a reality competition show? I smell gold! (and socks, but mostly gold!)

Max's biggest problem is that he forgot that he wasn't a spectator anymore. Dude, you made it to the island. Now you have to stop commentating and actually play the game.

Alec is definitely the smartest brother, but that's like saying a potato is the smartest vegetable.

Where my running crew at? Yoo hoo! Running crew!

I think even the turtle knows to keep his dick as far from her as possible.

Or, in the turtle's case, awoken in a strange hotel room with a Courtney Love beneath you.

Because of the implication.

Player: "What was that roll for?"
DM: "No reason. Don't worry about it."
Player: "… … … Can I make a Perception check?"

There are few things more enjoyable than picking up a handful of dice, rolling them, contemplating the result for a few seconds, and then saying nothing to your players. The nervous looks around the table are a joy to behold.

Man the writing was especially terrible in all the Tom / SA Guy scenes. I was getting whiplash from all the sudden mood swings. So first SA Guy is a panicking mess for no good reason, then he's all hardcore ripping alien tech out of Tom's arm, then he's immediately a blubbering mess again because… something is…