That phrase can be applied to so many things in this world.

What I think makes the 9/11 flashback even more weirdly masturbatory than the usual "Aaron Sorkin's Predict-o-rama of Stuff that Already Happened" is that we already know what his REAL reaction to 9/11 was:  he penned possibly the worst West Wing episode ever.  So this depiction of Will as The Perfect Anchor for The…

I hate this song in part because it is so damn catchy.  I hated it the first time I heard it, and have hated it ever since.  But sometimes when it pops up, I need to remind myself that I still hate it.  Because it tries to slip by, all like "oh come on man, I'm not THAT bad, right?  Just nod your head along and it'll…

You think so?  My bet is we get an auto-tuned album of baby gurgles by this fall.

In a way, we did.

"Leviosa frappuccino."
"Jesus Christ, Hermione, the coffee is RIGHT THERE. Diva."

"Oh, it's nothing.  I must have imagined it."  You didn't imagine anything.  Your week-old newborn crawled under the bed.  You are in the middle of an alien invasion.  You are a doctor that routinely uses alien technology to remove biotech symbiotes from the backs of children.  Some weird shit is clearly going down…

Do not look away from… The Nozzle.

Yes please.

"Oh I get it.  April Fools, right?  Super funny, guys.  Can I have the real script for this episode, please?"

"I'm doing this for you" seems like the kind of phrase that is often followed by a murder/suicide.  Probst's reaction seemed to say that he was thinking that too.

That's the only way I could think to do it as well.  Basically the "ship in a bottle" approach.

The fact that Neal was able to toss off a perfect forgery of a giant marble sculpture overnight kinda bugs me.  I know the show has pulled this kind of thing before, and it has always been a little ridiculous, but I've always been able to let it slide.  Maybe it's just because of the medium this time.  Usually he's…

I kind of like this idea.  Everybody gets one chance to save themselves.  But only one chance.  Put names on the idols and disallow steals, trades, or using it to save others.  You can save yourself with it one time and that's all.

Survivor should take a cue from video games and make the Hidden Idol Quest  involve more steps.  You never just pick up The Thingamabob of Ancient Powers.  You have to get the Shards of Wonderfulness and Awesometown and the Gem of Forever Badass and then talk to Old Dude in the Cave of Never Finding This Damn Place…

Most important question:  Mershel or Herle?

Not pictured:  Mickey Rourke (naked).

Mournful tits.

"I KNEW I 'shoulda' made that left 'toin' in 'Albakoikie'"

But he was trying to get back up!