There was actually a brief period when it seemed that the producers decided his name actually was Doctor Who. In "The War Machines" from Season 3, the supercomputer WOTAN refers to him as "Doctor Who" rather than "The Doctor". In "The Highlanders" in Season 4, the Doctor refers to himself as Doktor von Wer" - "Doctor…

"Important sci-fi" takes itself way too seriously. Moffat's Who is exactly the opposite, thank God.

@Scrawler2:disqus No, you were right too: http://www.urbandictionary….

angry? hungry?

You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

What's so dishonest about The Chronicles of Narnia? Given how Lewis came to Christianity - by being in love with myth, and then having it explained to him by Tolkien that Christianity was the true myth - it seems to me it would be more dishonest if he'd written a fantasy novel that wasn't Christian in its deeper…

"I've finally mastered commitment!"

Wouldn't Paleo desserts just be fruit?

Isn't it obvious that all we want is a realistic, down-to-earth show that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?

"Christ, I hate knowledge."

Which is actually true! Deuteronomy contains detailed instructions on how to take a dump:

"What is your area of expertise?"

This is exactly correct.

"His pants are held on with a belt, for God’s sake."

"Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher, I've sewed patches on my elbows!"

"You do this every time!  You! Oh! You! Uggh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here!"

"You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks Marge! They won't let me! One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us 30 minutes to ourselves! But they won't! They won't let me live!"

"Oh, and how is 'education' supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

Science, my dear @avclub-23dc117ef9479407fb6c6a666005af40:disqus , merely enables one to be wrong with authority.

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