The editing of your comment could use some work, though.

Shhh. I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble.

We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire.

"Strike THREE, Marge! I remember that meeting, and I have a photographic memory!"

I'm Idaho!

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in the house!

"You've gotta improvise, Lisa!  Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust…"

Marge, you've gotta watch out! Your little boy Bart could have been eaten by that pony!

No Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him GAMBLOR, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

At the risk of being unpopular, I place the blame for all of this squarely on Rabin.

"Philippe, you are rad" is my favourite strip - I bought it framed and signed back when Onstad was still doing that.

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Damn straight the early strips are unfairly maligned. This is one of my favourite Achewoods ever: http://achewood.com/index.p…

"I have Airwolf. This is not code language. I am flying Airwolf because I own Airwolf. Nothing else I could say would make more sense given what I own and what I am doing at this moment."

Meow Wallace at, String?

"I happen to love negroes and jazz."

Judy Greer is a national treasure.

"I'm sorry I'm four hours late, but my alarm clock died in a cockfight last night."

Go Necks!

Jerry is so incompetent, the contempt at his existence can't be contained in Parks and Recreation alone, and is now spilling over into other NBC shows.