…Johnson?

So, this frees Cobie Smulders up for the S.H.I.E.L.D show, right? Neat.

@avclub-7cf8d5b2bafa3bd7fb4ea254febf6308:disqus He's like our Shangela, but with the obnoxiousness dialed up to 11 and the entertainment value dialed down to 0.

Twitter is that-a way, man!

I know I'm meant to automatically hate any change from my childhood, but those Powerpuff Girls redesigns are sweet.

If it's anything like the 'discos' we occasionally had at my school, very easily, as long as they have access to a decent supply of Panda Pop.

Yes, take off my bald cap. Not put on my wig.

A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus I was surprised when Professor Lupin turned out to be a werewolf. In my defence, I was eight at the time.

Should fans start sending bitches to ABC?

Quite frankly, I’m shocked that ABC’s strategy of giving the show an unwieldy, unpronounceable name, airing episodes out of sequence, burning off episodes on Sundays and pulling it after two weeks hasn’t worked out.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus I would be if everyone understood Korean.

SENOR BAGOFCRAP SUCKS

I guess that really makes the song's success…
…
/sunglasses
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…bittersweet.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOWWW

FYI, this Sunday's totally-not-burnoff-honest episodes of Happy Endings and Bitch 23 have been replaced by a rerun of Shark Tank.

Nope, it's terrible. My mother rang me just to tell me how bad it was and she'll watch any old shit with bonnets in.

Wait, that's what Shark Tank is?! Whenever I've seen it referenced around here I always pictured some kind of amorphous gameshow format involving sharks.

Well, I'm just happy that The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! got a nomination, even if it doesn't have a hope in hell of beating out Brave.

Cobie Smulders would have been a shoo-in for Best Supporting Actress if they'd kept this in the movie.

Cobie Smulders would have been a shoo-in for Best Supporting Actress if they'd kept this in the movie.