I wonder if this place is open for breakfast.

I wonder if this place is open for breakfast.

True fact: I'm a 'college freshman' (quotation marks used to denote scorn for your strange Yankee customs) and I own precisely ten CDs. Two of them are Vampire Weekend albums.

True fact: I'm a 'college freshman' (quotation marks used to denote scorn for your strange Yankee customs) and I own precisely ten CDs. Two of them are Vampire Weekend albums.

Then I'm equally apologetic for the following act of revenge: You know Disney's Aladdin? I was literally a foetus when it came out. Seriously, my mum went to go see it while she was pregnant with me. I was four months old when The Lion King came out over here. I was a month off my second birthday on the release of Toy…

Then I'm equally apologetic for the following act of revenge: You know Disney's Aladdin? I was literally a foetus when it came out. Seriously, my mum went to go see it while she was pregnant with me. I was four months old when The Lion King came out over here. I was a month off my second birthday on the release of Toy…

Hey, I'm a uni fresher (okay, college freshman, you Yankee fucks)! Im in ur pop culture website, making u feel old.

Hey, I'm a uni fresher (okay, college freshman, you Yankee fucks)! Im in ur pop culture website, making u feel old.

Hey, Damian from Fucked Up spat in my mouth a year ago on Saturday!

Hey, Damian from Fucked Up spat in my mouth a year ago on Saturday!

COMMUNITY SUCKS
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OF COCK.

COMMUNITY SUCKS
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OF COCK.

I always assumed Pierce was conspicuously absent from the musical number because it's Jeff's fantasy of what the group will be like without him…

I always assumed Pierce was conspicuously absent from the musical number because it's Jeff's fantasy of what the group will be like without him…

Today, I got really excited because I thought one of my new Uni flatmates was called Alison Brie. Then I realised her name was actually Ailsa Brien and she isn't even assigned to my flat. The fun never ends at Casa Rainicorn.

Today, I got really excited because I thought one of my new Uni flatmates was called Alison Brie. Then I realised her name was actually Ailsa Brien and she isn't even assigned to my flat. The fun never ends at Casa Rainicorn.

Personally, I felt the highlight of the Closing Ceremony was when it fucking ended.

Personally, I felt the highlight of the Closing Ceremony was when it fucking ended.

Briefcase wanker!

Briefcase wanker!