My pet peeve is having to suspend my belief that a disaster on this scale could be covered up (I assume that's what happens here).

Ah, the nuclear football. Will he fumble it? I mean, he could handle a regular football, right? Oh wait, he drove an actual football league into the ground, too, as part of his yuuuuge portfolio of failures.

I am 73, going on

10% less fawning sycophancy.

Can you really manipulate someone people who are willing to be manipulated just in case Trump wins?

Well, I have finally made my bones and left Palo Alto. I just got hired at Banana Co. where I'll be on the fast-track to earn a lot of dollars and cents.

I so want that "and" to be a colon.

Crazy costumes and lethal sexual implements.

Only 1 of the 2 is a white male. You're slipping, Michaels.

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One season and no movies!

He had a good "slamming down cue cards in front of Andy Kaufman" career.

The early buzz on Gifted is pretty good.

You are incorrect. He has been in a lot of shitty movies, but you are incorrect regardless.

This show aired 16 years ago? Cripes. Chris Evans has Sunshine (especially), Scott Pilgrim and Snowpiercer to his credit. Yeah, Sunshine went all Event Horizon in the final act but Evans was great as the "you're all fucking idiots and if this mission succeeds it will be in spite of your idiocy" guy. He even made What'…

"That was Stone Temple Pilots?" was often said upon a first listen to this song on the radio.

I didn't make it through the premiere of The Strain. So excited to see Corey Stoll, and then… man. Just wow. Does it get better?

Oh, but he's so good at it + paid handsomely for it!

Golf drivers would be a great weapon in the ZA. Longer reach than a baseball bat, more targeted blows.

“Why is this kid such a piece of shit, again?” is something they should probably ask themselves more.