I am bitterly disappointed to learn this release isn't Star Trek: Beyond Reason featuring the reanimated corpses of Leonard Nimoy and Telly Salavas.

Star Trek 13 has nearly 90% positive critical feedback on the Tomatometer. Where's our review, jabronis? I need to know what to think!

Where did you get that? It's strongly pro-choice!

I prefer Scrotie McBoggerballs.

Fuck "Time's Arrow," the TV episode. Fuck yeah Time's Arrow, the Martin Amis novel.

War is the H-word.

He'll be rehired within 5 years, if he's still alive.

After the Rio Olympics no one is going to remember any security fuck-ups from the RNC.

African-American actors seem to play a disproportionate amount of characters who aren't entirely human. Whoopi Goldberg, Michael Dorn, Tony Todd, Roxann Dawson and Tim Russ, for example.

John Cho had a great moment in Into Darkness—still better than at least three other Trek movies—when he takes command of the ship and threatens "John Harrison Who Is Totally Not Khan."

Cho has handled this very well even though it's not his responsibility to do so.

If money supposedly isn't a thing in this utopian future, why would governmental sanctioning of marriage even be necessary?

I think a dark-skinned male lover—African, Caribbean, South American, etc.—would've been good for Sulu. If there's one thing NuTrek has been faithful to it's white male hegemony and the erasure of trans people from every timeline.

Young Barack Obama? Diggs now is the age Obama was all the way back in 2007.

Commmmputer? Hello, computer?

Young nubile men and women HOUSED together, draining our muscular male soldiers of their hot semen! I won't kneel for it!

#notallmonsters, Alex.

I think there's some political reason for the ban. Is "four women fight ghosts" that much more complicated?

I would have thought the same of Terminator 5 but it cleaned up there.

I think that might be my favorite running gag on Futurama save for Bender's "Let's go already!"