Haha, well-played. Of course the kids are jerks and idiots, but Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas are humorless scolds. In that context, to a kid, I think the punishments are more terrifying than funny.

It's called "Sledgehammer?" Without listening to it, I assume it is not a Peter Gabriel cover, though that would be awesome.

Seeso seen by no one near seashore.

Grandmaster Beating Off

But Bernie Kopell is ok, right?

One boob. Two boobs. THREE boobs!

So… did brainwashed Reggie Jackson do that shit?

It saves me money & the shame of having given in to the temptation to see this in a theater.

Your dad was a shitty QB and coach.

The hat makes him look like Marshawn Lynch.

I haven't had 54 dates in my entire life :-(

Looks like it's showing in 5 minutes at a theater a couple of miles from here.

Bill Cosby?

Isn't that 24/7-approved?

Which time zone are you in? Not that it matters.

As an excuse to start drinking four hours earlier?

Love you.

Oh, how I wish they'd renamed Jeff Goldblum's character Jeff Goldblum. And dressed Judd Hirsch like the Old Jewish Man from The Simpsons.

No ID4:R review yet? How will I know for sure if it's enjoyable camp? Related: I'd like to spend the summer at fictional Anna Camp, operated in northern Minnesota by Anna Camp, so I could pitch a tent there.

Yeah. The Voyager boringly meandered through a faraway region of the universe that should've been much more interesting than it was.