I would've watched 60 minutes of him working a Taco Bell drive-thru every night.

Like teenage girls?

Are airplane peanuts safe? They now cost $4 per bag. That's offensive.

Yes, but it's relatively obscure.

Bee Movie broke even, at best. And nobody gives a shit about anything Jerry Seinfeld does any more.

Fey Superman away!

Thanos: The Hand of Fate: Dawn of Torgo

Goose-stepping is coming back into style.

He cast a Jonah Hex on it.

He's putting in a lot of time. But he's 61.

Which at 61 you cannot do.

No way this is being done without some "help." The human body just doesn't work this way.

That book is tremendous. If you haven't read it, you're disgraceful. Sad!

More likely motor oil.

Well, fudge me in the rathole.

Too long, I think.

Meh, Captain Crunch was a hard R.

There's no TNN any more? Oh, right…

He absolutely must have. Maybe CBS/Viacom didn't want him but I'd be shocked if he didn't appear on NBC properties like Leno or The Today Show. Softball promotional interviews make too much sense not to have happened. I bet CNBC, too.

Americans of Hispanic descent are a much larger demographic constituency with greater political power than German Jews in the 1930s. Trump's own party is pleading with him to stop, or at least be more subtle in his racism. It's going to be impossible to win in future presidential elections without some sort of…