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6/2/16

Steampipe Alley? (googles) Mario Cantone? **snickers**

6/2/16

Roberts-Cantone for, you know, those people.

6/1/16

But it will never get Bay to 6.

6/1/16

When it comes to wet tits in his movies, Bay is like a blackjack player—hitting on anything under 16.

6/1/16

15 is the horny gentleman's 18.

6/1/16

It's like Axe Body Spray and Monster Energy Drink had a baby, and Bay is a golem made from that baby's runniest shit.

6/1/16

Battle of Chicago > D-Day

6/1/16

Was he bitten by a radioactive goalie mask?

6/1/16

And who insists on showing you how the surround sound was wired in his man cave.

6/1/16

We can argue 9.9 vs. 10.0 all day.

6/1/16

"You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine."

6/1/16

$$$

6/1/16

Problem is she probably did have a stage mom encouraging this.

6/1/16

Michael Bay treats objects like women, man

6/1/16

The photo that redefines the Punchability Scale.

6/1/16

Just more Lululemon body shaming.

6/1/16

Doesn't work. Every time.

6/1/16

My dear!

6/1/16

He did win a fake Peabody Award for his work on the fake TV show Dumbass.

6/1/16

Fif!