Syntax loves me, I love syntax. Tremendous.

Yeah. Knowledge of trivia =/= intelligence. So, like you said, you'd think some miscellany would stick in his brain from simply traveling.

And Trump from Wharton.

When you're that handsome, wearing glasses and squinting hard makes you a thought leader & serious journalist in today's media. And his specialty: going out into the field and wearing whatever embedded reporter costume best suited for the tragedy du jour.

True dat. He's the embodiment of what's wrong with American political reporting. He wants every day to be the WHCD and acts accordingly.

Does anyone really think Anderson Cooper is that smart? There's no proof of it. He's best suited to be Alex Trebek's replacement.

"The day is mine!"

Melissa Joan Hawt

The second Thor movie doesn't even crack the top 10 of Phase 1-2 films for me.

Is anyone disappointed by this news?

"Plow United" was the codename of my plan to fuck as many pilots and flight attendants as I could, which turned out to be none.

Throw Jessica Alba and Denise Richards as scientists into the mix, as I used to fantasize in 2006 and 1998, respectively.

Dermot Mulroney was awful in this.

Would people living in a dystopian nightmare really be aware of it? It's just reality for us… uh, them, I mean.

I do.

A hospital gown feels like a winter coat to him.

Lame frame media?

Nah. Usually it was at the level of "it's Wednesday."

Finally AV Club has something in common with a Trump rally.

He's a raconteur, no doubt.