The Thursday night games are such shit. The league can't pretend to care about player safety and run them back out there four days after Sunday games.

Not if, all of sudden, people who die start coming back, bitten or not.

Oh, that incorrigible Rick Grimes, played by a British actor who presumably learned his Southern accent from looking at Civil War murals.

Mr. D'Angelo went full-1939 in this review.

This exists why.

Do I work for the same company as you?

It was disappointing, but I doubt that's really a spoiler.

It would become standard practice in hospitals/hospices to stab the recently deceased through the brain. What's the time window to stop someone from turning? A few hours? Has that ever been established?

Let's say it's the year 2100 in TWD universe. Is the human race extinct? Have all the zombies died off? Surely there were a handful of people who survived—by skill, luck or immunity (maybe?)—and procreated. I don't think a zombie apocalypse necessarily would mean end of the human race.

Very good point. Wouldn't there be meltdowns and other disasters of neglect? I suppose we'd find out if climate change had reached the tipping point even if carbon emissions were cut 99%.

There are four lights!

I hope he looked at the camera while saying it.

That promo image is the most 1997 thing ever.

Only if the Justice League members pay union dues. Superman and Wonder Woman refuse to pay these, to which everyone says, "OK, OK, be cool…"

Dave Eggers isn't saying it's aliens, but…

Reason 47) My shameful boner.

I'm glad I didn't know that.

Get me Speedy Gonzalez's American union member equivalent!

No, you did, my friend. You did.

Perhaps they can have a crossover event with Disney's racist crows from Dumbo. One of the crow's names? Jim. What a lovely "fuck you" to black folks.