In the last few years, it's become clear why Jan Hooks and Nora Dunn hated Victoria Jackson's guts so much.

You'd have to watch one hundred episodes of Hoarders (all of them including footage of fossilized pets) in order to get as depressed as you would with one episode of Real Housewives of Mogadishu.

I just finished some Cheetos. No one told me I could stream them into my ass :(

When Max got canned, he mentioned he gave a little "fuck you" to 3 people in his farewell blurb, and Christian was one of them. I was surprised because up till then I hadn't seen Christian be a shithead. I think they started to show his bad attitude the next episode.

Joe Bastianich is a total asshole. I love his mom, though now I wonder if she, too, is an asshole.

Ashton Kutcher kind of looks like Sonny from Treme with that stupid hair and stupid beard.

the fist that punched Richard Fuld in the face that one time.

I don't think he did it passive-aggressively. He very clearly told Marc to stop calling him - just in a nice way.

I'm trying to think of which name I can pick for my unborn child that will accommodate the largest number of Y's.

I don't see an option for a gift set. Oh well, maybe for the holidays. I'm just looking forward to layering on this fragrance at a bundled price.

Ah, the irresistible aroma of stale pot smoke and sun-drenched BO. I'm afraid someone beat you to that cologne, because I smell it every day on the bus.

Spotify reminds me of menstruation.

I prefer to think of this as that last poop that oozes out when you die.

As a pregnant lady, I laugh at all you squeamish pansies.

I knew they weren't a household name, but neither did I know they were obscure. whatever they are, I like that album regardless. I guess that's hard to believe but there you have it.

You know every single roast is going to end with, "…but seriously, Charlie, I've always been a huge fan of yours, thanks for being such a good sport".

I like that he said all those "I dont know's" in different intonations. I don't know..I DON"T know…I don't KNOW…I don't know? I don't know!…I. Don't. Know.

If they're really trying to stick it to Sheen, dying in a car accident really isn't all that interesting. I'm sure they could get more creative than that.

The Shandling interview was great. One of the few I would listen to again. (Not that I don't like WTF, but I don't re-listen to podcasts often.)

I like to think that Ashton Kutcher's character includes Jon Cryer and the half-man in his offer. "House to include all appliances, the lawnmower, and the two current occupants".