How long before "a guy who looks like George Lucas peed on a homeless guy" becomes "George Lucas peed on a homeless man"? Soon, I hope.

I always thought that MASH was about Alan Alda being insufferable, and the war was just for background. So I learned something today.

Jon Hamm is for the ladies. Back off!

He shot a man just to watch him die, but he got distracted and missed it.

Jokes about women only being good for making babies (or pies, or sandwiches) are always so fresh and so new, so I can understand why you made that crack. It really shows all of us that your wit is something to contend with.

I want to see it in a theater, if only to hear the audience reaction to Louis CK tearing her a new one. I imagine lots of gasps, murmurs, and at least one shouted obscenity.

To be fair, John Edwards just kind of blends into the wallpaper.

I was thinking about this show just recently and wishing it were still on. So i think I might be responsible for this.

Those 3 words, when said together, are *always* in Farnsworth, speak.

I saw her live a couple of years ago and she was awesome. Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin were also there, they did a bit as the Red Wine Boys. Great show all around.

Well done succeeding on your first try. And good luck with the horrible disease.

Sappity Tappity made me laugh, but I thought the other guests were super boring. I honestly can't remember if I finished this podcast or not, it was that unmemorable aside from that bit.

I'm standing in line now to get the 666 tattooed on my forehead. I hear that during the Apocalypse, you can't get anything done without it.

Breasts are not *just* infant feedbags. As an owner of a pair I happen to like, they also feel pretty good when nice things are done to them. For most of our lives, they are primarily good for things that are not for feeding infants — so for me, that function is (although very important), secondary.

So those rumors about Will Smith and Jada P-S having an open marriage aren't true?

Awkward.

I think simple disavowal of his unfortunate verbal diarrhea would have sufficed. The thing is, when people make unfortunate statements about Very Serious Shit, a lot of people go into "zero tolerance is too much tolerance" mode. I'd be interested to see, however, how much of Hollywood stands up to defend him. Polanski…

Went full Nazi, went home empty handed.

Apparently not in Canada, because if you listen to the WTF podcast he was on he says that he's tried to get it modified, and the judge has refused.

The Flintstones did it too, what wit Stony Curtis and Cary Granite.